Roy Keane resigns to “spend more time with his beard”
FistedAway EXCLUSIVE: Roy Keane has broken his silence to Sunderland fans over his controversial resignation, explaining that the real reason for leaving Sunderland was to watch his beard grow up:...
View ArticleDarren Bent: “Its not every day you get to play rubbish against Brazil”
Sunderland striker Darren Bent has spoken of his delight at representing England rubbishly against Brazil at an FA press conference this morning. FistedAway listened in: I’ve dreamed of playing...
View ArticleMartin Samuel’s Best Frank Lampard of All Time
Hello children and Daily Mail readers, I’m Martin Samuel yeah? YES. It’s an anagram of ‘Menstrual Aim’ and “Maria Men Lust’, but I’m still ALL MAN. A couple of weeks ago my bearded gaze was drawn like...
View ArticleDefiant Wenger silences critics and boldly predicts title run
::: FistedAway welcomes a guest post from Elliott, editor of the rather lovely Futfanatico ::: If the summer was bad for the Gunners, the start to the season was even worse. No Nasri. No Fabregas....
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